I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
