a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
