margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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