I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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