Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize