1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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