she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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