Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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