You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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