my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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