Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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