I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
420 ftw
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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