Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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