do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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