I molested 6 butterflies tonight
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
