we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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