Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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