i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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