He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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