I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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