I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
40s are totally the cure
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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