We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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