Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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