But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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