im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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