Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My feet surprised me
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