Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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