I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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