the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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