I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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