you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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