Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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