sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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