I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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