first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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