Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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