Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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