that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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