So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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