So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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