What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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