in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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