WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Text me some of your sweat
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