i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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