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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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