I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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