i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
