At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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