How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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