I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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