so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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