We're facebook friends in real life
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My ass is underappreciated
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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